Derrin Nauendorf, King George's Hall.

Livesey Women's Institute, Livesey Community Hall, York Terrace, Feniscowles, 7.30pm. "Forty Years a GP," by Dr Ian Ramage.

Blackburn Drama Club present "Two Planks and a Passion," Thwaites Empire Theatre, Bolton Road.

Blackburn Flower Club, Brownhill United Reformed Church Hall, 7.30pm. Practice Night.

Meditation, Central Library, Town Hall Street, 7pm-9pm. "Loving Mind, Peaceful Heart.

Cyber Drop-In, 9.30am-11.30am; Parents and Tots, 1.30pm-3.30pm; Out of School Experience, 3.30pm-6.30pm, Ivy Street Community Centre. Tel: 01254 55977.

Salvation Army, Blackburn Citadal, 1.45pm. "Fire Service," by John Kearns.

WeightWatchers, Holy Souls Hall, Brownhill, 5.30pm.

Cruse Bereavement Support Centre, Springfield Nursing Home. Appointments on: 01254 207999.

Coffee Morning and Bring and Buy Sale, NAG 101 Over-50s Club, 101 Stonyhurst Road, 10am-3.30pm.

Kung Fu Club -- Juniors, 7pm-8pm; Seniors, 8pm-9pm, Tony's Ballroom Town Hall Street.

Blackburn Artists Society, St Gabriel's Church Hall, Brownhill, 7pm-9pm. New members welcome.

Lancashire Family History and Heraldry Society, Ewood WM Club, Bolton Road. First Thursday of each month.

Weightwatchers, Central Library, Town Hall Street, 10am.

Line Dancing, Furthergate WM Club, 7.30pm-10.30pm.

Spiritual Circle, Worship Centre, Thompson Street, 7.30pm.

Blackburn Martial Arts Academy, 23 Preston New Road, 7.30pm-9.30pm.

Wildlife Gardennig Sessions, Audley Community Centre, 10.30am-11.30am. First Thursday of each month.

Sequence Dance, St Paul's Church, Audley, 1.30pm-4pm.

Blackburn People's Choir, Wesley Hall, Feilden Street, 7pm-9.30pm. New members welcome.

Aromatherapy, Reflexology, Facials, Beauty Treatments, Ageing Well Centre, Age Concern, 4 King Street, 10am-3pm.

Roe Lee Seniors Club, Scout Hut, Emerald Street, 2pm-4pm. New members welcome.

Over-55's Club, St Gabriel's Church Hall, Brownhill, 2pm-3.45pm.

Blackburn, Darwen and District Women's Aid, Wish Centre.

Mill Hill Judo Club, Mill Hill Community Centre. Juniors, 7pm-8.30pm; Seniors, 8pm-9pm.

Blackburn Ju-Jitsu and Kick-boxing Club, Kaleidoscope Club, Manxman Road, 7pm-8.30pm.

Karaoke, Fernhurst, Bolton Road, Ewood, 8pm.

Junior Swim Fit, Shadsworth Centre, Shadsworth Road, 7pm-8.30pm.

Asian Sewing Class, St Barnabas Church and Community Centre, 85 Johnston Street, 10am-noon.

Livesey Community Base, Brookway: Food Co-op, 9.30am-11.30am; Keep-fit, 11.30am-12.30pm; Tea time club, 4.30pm-6pm.

Christian Bookshop and Cafe, St Barnabas Church, 85 Johnson Street, 9am-5pm.

Active Living Walks meet Witton Country Park Visitor Centre, 2pm.

Services, Spiritualist Church, St Peters Street, 3pm and 7pm.

Line Dancing, Audley WMC, 7.30pm-10.30pm. Drop-In, 10am-3pm; Police Advice Surgery and Asian Link Worker, 10am-noon; Women's Information and Self-Help Centre, Cardwell Place.

Parent and Toddler Group, Livesey Community Base, 132 Brookway, 1pm-3pm.

Quiz Night, Witton Inn, Redlam, 8pm.

West End Youth Club, Clayton Street, 7pm-9pm.

DARWEN

Paul Wilkinson Paintings and Marjan Woudja Sculpture and Drawings, The Gallery, Library Theatre. to March 12.

"Healthy Lifestyle," Sudellside Community Centre, 1pm-3pm.

Meditation Classes for Beginners, Bolton Road United Reformed Church, Whitehall, 8pm.

Parents and Tots, 9.30am-noon; Keep Fit, 7pm-8.30pm, Hollins Grove Congregational Church, Hawkshaw Avenue.

Rosemary Conley Diet and Fitness Club, Central United Reform Church, Duckworth Street, 7pm.

Weightwatchers, New Methodist Church, Blackburn Road, 9.30am, 5pm and 6.30pm.

Autumn Club, Derwent Hall, George Street, 1.30pm-3.15pm.

Line Dancing, Subscription Bowling Club, Anyon Street, 8pm-10.30pm.

Parents and Tots, 1pm-3pm; Kids Krew (five-eight year-olds), 4.30pm-6pm, Earcroft Community Base, Hawkshaw Avenue.

Darwen Bridge Club, Methodist Church, Blackburn Road, 7.15pm.

The Blackburn and Darwen Junior Brass Band, Goose House Lane Power Station, 7pm-8.30pm.

Darwen Ladies Choir, St Peter's Church, 7.45pm-9.45pm.

HYNDBURN

Coffee Morning, Great Harwood Library, 10.30am. "The Half-Time System in Lancashire," by Mrs Winnie Bridges.

Platts Friendship Club Sequence Dancing, Blackburn Road, Accrington, 8pm-11pm.

English Folk Dance and Song Society, All Saints School, Church Street, Clayton-le-Moors, 7.30pm.

Open Focus Exhibition, Haworth Art Gallery, Accrington. Until March 28.

Slimming World, King Street Pub, Accrington, 5.30pm and 7pm.

Age Concern's Spanish Tuition, The New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington, 10am-noon.

Quizgo, Sydney Street WMC, Accrington, 9.30pm.

Reggae Night, Duke of Wellington, Towngate, Great Harwood.

ESOl by Accrington and Rossendale College, 9.30am-11am; Healthy Exercise Session, 10am-11am; Ladies Computer Class, 1pm-3pm; Youth Club (11-22 year-olds); Kick-Boxing, 8pm-9pm, New Era Complex, Paradise Street, Accrington.

Quiz Night, The Plough, Oswaldtwistle, 8pm.

Huncoat Neighbourhood Project Drop-in Centre, Methodist Church, Marshall Street, Huncoat, 1.30pm-3.30pm.

Yoga, Oswaldtwistle Town Hall, 7.15pm.

WeightWatchers, Cambridge Street Methodist Church, Lodge Street, Accrington, 6.30pm.

Natural Healing, Maundy Grange, 29-31 Abbey Street, Accrington, 1pm-3.30pm. Ring Dorothy for appointments on: 01254 232328.

Free Complementary Therapy Course, Youth and Community Centre, Clayton-le-Moors, 9.30am-11.30am.

J and R Artists at Large, Churchfield House, Great Harwood, 7pm. Second and fourth Thursdays of each month.

Hippings Vale Artists, Harvey Street Community Centre, Oswaldtwistle, 9.30am-noon.

Over-50s Sports Sessions, Hyndburn Sports Centre, Henry Street, Church, 10am-1pm.

Overcomers Christian Group, Hope Community Centre, Watson Street, Oswaldtwistle, 7.30pm-9pm. Details: 01254 386475.

Line Dancing, Clayton-le-Moors Conservative Club, 7pm-11pm.

WeightWatchers, Clayton Baptist Church, Clayton-le-Moors, 7pm.

Ju-Jitsu (Self Defence), Primetime Centre, Stourton Street, Rishton. Juniors, 6.30pm; Seniors (age 16-plus), 8.30pm.

Youth Club, Methodist Church, Marshall Avenue, Huncoat. Juniors 5.30pm-7.30pm; Seniors 7.30pm-9.30pm.

Hyndburn Speakers Club, Accrington Town Hall, 7.30pm. Second and fourth Thursday of each month.

Tatsu Nami (16 years and over), St Mary Magdalens School, Accrington, 6pm-7.30pm.

RIBBLE VALLEY

Chetham's School of Music in Concert, Knowle Green Village Hall, noon.

Cruse Ribble Valley Bereavement Support Group, Day Hospital, Chatburn Road, Clitheroe. (Second Thursday of the month).

Walkie Talkies Mother and Toddlers Group, St Paul's Centenary Room, Longridge, 1.30pm-3pm.

Circuit Training, Chipping Village Hall, 6pm-7pm.

Adult seven-a-side Football League, Longridge Sports Centre, 7.30pm.

Braille Lessons, Clitheroe Library, 9.30am-noon.

Quiz Night, The Pendle Witch, Sabden, 9.30pm.

Learning Braille, IT Learning Centre, Old Co-op Building, Henthorn Road, Clitheroe, 9.30am-noon.

Quiz Night, Corporation Arms, Longridge, 9pm.

FURTHER AFIELD

Diana, The Princess, Palace Theatre, Manchester.

Stuart Little Live, Grand Theatre, Blackpool.

Kiss Me, Kate, Alhambra Theatre, Bradford.

Petula Clark, The Lowry, Salford Quays.

Round the Horne Revisited, Grand Theatre, Blackpool.

Mercury Rev, Manchester Academy.

Beautiful Thing, The Octagon Theatre, Bolton. Until April 2.

Antony and Cleopatra, Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester. Until April 9.

Sculpture and Drawing Exhibition by Shirley Diamond, The Whitworth Art Gallery, Manchester. Until April 10.

CINEMAS

APOLLO, Blackburn: Boogey Man (15), Hide and Seek (15), Hitch (12A), Harold and Kumar (15), Spongebob Squarepants (U), Racing Stripes (U), Magic Roundabout (U), Son of the Mask (PG), Are We There Yet? (PG), Sat morning Five Children and It (U). Tel: 01254 695979

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APOLLO, Burnley: Hotel Rwanda (12A), Coach Carter (12A), Boogey Man (15), Life Aquatic (15), Hide and Seek (15), Vera Drake (12A), Hitch (12A), Harold and Kumar (15), Flight of the Phoenix (12A), Spongebob Squarepants (U), Magic Roundabout (U), Racing Stripes (U), (15), Meet the Fockers (12a), Laura's Star (U), Son of the Mask (PG), Are We There Yet? (PG), Sat morning Brother Bear (U). Tel: 01282 456333.

STAGE AND SCREEN, St Mary's Centre, Clitheroe: Tel: 01200 427162.

VUE, Accrington: Tel: 01254 306660.