Apparently Harry Styles didn’t read the recent health warnings about wearing skinny jeans that are too tight and his little member has gone missing, according to 1D fans.

Directioners took to Twitter to seek answers using the hashtag #HarrysFriendIsMissing.

The alarm was raised and panic ensued.

Fans shared memories of a simpler time before Harry wore white skinny jeans.

Some fans tried to think up scientific explanations for the disappearance.

Some were in shock.

And others were just swept up in the ‘mob mentality’.

There, there Harry. There, there.