Jimi Mistry has teased his character’s exit from Coronation Street is going to be a “brilliant” surprise.

So just what might take personal trainer and gym owner Kal Nazir away from Weatherfield?

We’ve come up with a few ideas. And they’re certainly fantastic.

1. Kal will catch a rare new form of bird flu from his dad’s chickens

Chickens
Don’t get too close Kal! (Ronald Zak/AP)

2. Kal will suffer an unfortunate incident on one of the treadmills at his gym

Treadmill
Death by treadmill (Martha Irvine/AP)

3. Kal will be electrocuted by the dodgy chip fryer at the kebab shop below girlfriend Leanne Tilsley’s flat

Kal is in a relationship with Leanne (ITV)
Could fried food be the end of this loving couple? (ITV)

4. Kal will be bumped off and his body found in the gym’s sauna – Leanne’s ex Nick Tilsley and daughter Alya’s quick-tempered boyfriend Gary Windass will be suspects

Nick Tilsley has a grudge against Kal (ITV)
Nick Tilsley was unhappy when Kal started seeing Leanne (ITV)

5. Kal will elope with Mary Taylor in her mobile home after getting sick and tired of his moaning son Zeedan and nagging mum Yasmeen

Could Mary Taylor whisk Kal away? (ITV)
Could Mary Taylor whisk Kal away? (ITV)

6. Kal will meet a gorgeous ballroom dancer and tango off to that London with her (soaps are like real life, you know)

Jimi Mistry is married to his former Strictly dance partner Flavia Cacace (BBC)
Jimi Mistry is married to his former Strictly dance partner Flavia Cacace off screen (BBC)

7. Kal will go and open a gym in Portugal, after Katy Armstrong tells him what a great place it is

Katy Armstrong is off to Portugal, what's to stop other Corrie residents following her? (ITV)
Katy Armstrong is off to Portugal, what’s to stop other Corrie residents following her? (ITV)

8. Kal will be recalled to Albert Square to work as a GP as his EastEnders alter-ego Dr Fred Fonseca

(BBC)
Jimi starred in EastEnders from 1998 to 2000 (BBC)

9. Kal will expand his gym empire to Emmerdale and Hollyoaks, thus earning Jimi a full house of British soap appearances.