Victoria Beckham launches her new fashion line with some inexplicable modelling shots

So without further ado, what has Victoria unleashed on the marketplace? The new garments included…

This black number, perfect for standing in doorways.

And this jacket, which is more of a “doorway leaning” kind of garment.

This dress for when you’re just chilling, staring at magnolia.

This adorable tartan skirt for when you refuse to notice the flowers in your letterbox.

This jacket and trouser combo, handy for when you want to notice those letterbox flowers… intently.

And these two looks that also go well with letterbox flowers.

This outfit, which coordinates perfectly with different-coloured letterbox flowers.

And this pink dress, which is great for when the letterbox flowers have made you so mad you’ve forgotten how to watch TV.

This red tartan number, which says: “Finally, I’ve come to terms with my letterbox flowers.”

This dress, which is so euphorically leopard-print that you forget how to sit on a chair.

This outfit which turns everything around you black and white.

This dress, which has really heavy cuffs.

This outfit, for when all your other dresses have played so much havoc with your arms that you just need to lie down.

And finally this one, for when all those letterbox flowers and arm-bending dresses get too much and you just have to leave.