Harry Styles celebrates his 21st birthday today and we’re sure he’ll probably be throwing the mother of all parties somewhere in the world.

To celebrate everyone’s favourite floppy-haired Cheshire boy’s birthday, we’ve rounded up some of the best (and weirdest) Harry Styles gifts you can buy yourself to celebrate this great occasion.

1. lol ur not harry styles t-shirt, eBay

Because there’s a 99.9% chance that you’re not Harry Styles.

2. Harry Styles creepy doll (and Louis Tomlinson doll), Argos

You can carry Harry around with you ALL THE TIME. How romantic.

3. Lifesize Harry Styles poster

He’s watching you, day and night.

4. This creepy unofficial biography titled “Every Piece of Me”

EVERY. LITTLE. PIECE.

5. DON’T TOUCH ME UNLESS YOU’RE HARRY STYLES t-shirt, here

You ‘eard. If you ain’t Haz, don’t touch.

6. Good night from Harry customised pillow case, etsy

SEE U IN MY DREAMS.

7. A necklace just like Harry Styles’ necklace, eBay

Because nothing says ‘I’m a totally sane and datable human adult’ like buying the same necklace you saw someone wearing in a photo.

8. Harry Styles tattoo jumper, etsy

If there’s one sure way to get a guy to like you, it’s getting a jumper with all his tattoos on.

9. Reasons I want to marry Harry Styles journal, etsy

Who WOULDN’T want one of these?!